kurtlikescock: kurtlikescock: kurtlikescock: ew there’s a bug on my television. i’m gonna squish it. got it.
So if I could visit the moon, I would dance on a moonbeam and then, I will make a wish on a star and I will wish I was back home again. I miss Sesame Street….
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and laughing my ass off for an hour
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Mom: Is there anything you don't know about that band?
Me: Yeah....their phone numbers but I'm working on it
OMG she's hot ♥ →
She’s perf ♥
Hilarious Siri Videos (13 clips) →
mutemotion: laugh-zone: OMG these are amazing