July 2012
gangsta one direction: shawty you light up my weed like no other bitch
gangsta one direction: the way that you shake your ass make me glad as shit
gangsta one direction: but when you bug me at night i get mad as hell
gangsta one direction: you don't know
gangsta one direction: oh oh
gangsta one direction: you don't know that kid ain't mine!
waiting-for-the-tardis:
I feel like Tumblr should have a sassy condescending paper-clip
Note Card Wisdom
yoursarcasticfriend:
thefrogman:
CRACK IS WHACK
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
most-awkward-moments:
me: accidentally closes book without saving page number
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
chaystar:
So in Toy Story when Buzz Lightyear still didn’t believe that he was just a toy, why does he stop moving around people?
suchasillygame:
wizarding:
xmapleburgerdruggedx:
pyralspite:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
best thing to ever exist
Yessss.
eris-of-asgard:
That awkward moment when you realize you’re No Face…
kosetsu:
私はあなたのためにいつもここです。 I’m always here for you. 時には、あなたは私ので、無駄な気分にさせる。 But sometimes, you make me feel so useless.
