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13739I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.
Neighborhood love.
greetings from the ballsack
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Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
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Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
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she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
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who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
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your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
you’re welcome
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